Instagram the story of a girl

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

cheesoisuncool:

bloodybel:

cheesoisuncool:

what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

It’s 2AM somewhere

crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction

kulning:

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

My future parenting techniques.

stillcantbeleiveitsnotbutter:

downonpaper:

PEOPLE ARE NOT PRO-LIFE BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO CONTROL YOUR BODIES AND ELIMINATE WOMENS RIGHTS.

PEOPLE CHOOSE TO BE PRO-LIFE BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE A FETUS IS A HUMAN BEING AND THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT THAT CHILD’S LIFE FROM PEOPLE TRYING TO END IT.

please, stop assuming everyone is out to destroy your rights. the victim act is getting really old.

this is very relevant to me right now